Blue notes

By Jeremy

The kids always know what's going down in this magic metropolis, and with school back in session, my commute on the Blue Line MAX is again filled with kids spitting the truth.

For instance, just yesterday, I learned from a pack of three bros standing nearby that:

Devon said you can get headphones at The Dollar Tree, but you totally can't. It's total bullshit.

The Sex Pistols aren't bad; they're just old.

The Beaverton Transit Center is called the BTC. To assert your street cred, you have to say it over and over and over.

Thanks, kids!